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i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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