what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
