It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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