She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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