Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
