"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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