I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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