you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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