once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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