The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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