In the future we'll all be gay
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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