Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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