why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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