Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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