Grow some girl-balls and come out already
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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