rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up under a house in Key West
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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