Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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