Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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