Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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