she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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