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I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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