remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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