All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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