u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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