Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
