Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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