i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
So here I am, sexting at work.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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