Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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