Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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