Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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