so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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