Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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