do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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