Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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