It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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