shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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