I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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