we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
