Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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