i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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