brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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