Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He? As in you personified your dick?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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