there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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