omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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