susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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