This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
