I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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