talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she woke up with a sticky ear
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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