white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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