well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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