I must be too annoying 4 u.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
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