it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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