I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
as a side note pls kill me
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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