What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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