butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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