Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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